We all know margarine is yummy on doughnuts, but this month you can add a kick to your look by using it as lip gloss!
Christmas is almost here, Taurus! This year, keep track of your social life by keeping a list of all the people who neglected to give you a card!
You may feel a little down around the holidays, Gemini. Do something crazy to cheer yourself up. Try ordering a pizza to Midnight Mass!
This month, you’re looking to make a big impression at school. Make your own high heels by taping Mason Jars to the souls of your favourite hiking boots!
Put your money wear your mouth is on the 3rd and try eating some quarters!
This month, fight bullying by holding a foot race at your school!
Here’s your beauty tip for December, Libra: Use grape jam as eye-shadow, or something.
Towards the end of the month your grades will start to slip. Take this as a sign that you need a cool new make-over!
Garbage pick-up has been changed to every Thursday at 5am in you area.
This is your month to get in shape, Capricorn! Drop extra pounds by eating lots of Cheezies! Yum!
School can be such a drag. Bring some fun to the halls by starting a tickle-fight with the janitor!
Staple newspaper clippings to your favourite jeans for a sexy new look this month!
All you Theory Of A Deadman haters out there can go straight to heck! Just cause a band doesn’t waste time worrying about being over-technical to the point of eye rolling exhaustion or having any “meaningfull” lyrics doesn’t mean they suck! To the contrary, T.O.A.D (Theory Of A Deadman) totally rocks the hiz-ouse! With Joey and Dean forming an unstoppable juggernaut of a rythm section, Dave rocking out on the lead axe and Tyler spewing his legendary angst filled lyrics, Theory Of A Deadman are a force to be reckoned with. Any red blooded Canadian worth his salt is able to relate and feel his blood pumping as soon as those throaty words hit my ears!
Not to mention they wrote AND sang the theme song for WWE’s 2006 pay per view “No Way Out!” Have any of you haters done that?! No you just ordered the pay per view and secretly rocked out to it’s chugging theme song! In conclusion all you T.O.A.D haters should just get a life and go back to listening to Mariah Carey or whatever you think rock n’ roll is!
Don’t believe me? Check out this little number entitled “The B***** Came Back!”
Garrett “Anonymous Theory Of A Deadman Fan” Jamieson